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About Guido
I am not sure when I began to make up stories. I assume it must have been soon after I had acquired basic competence in the use of language. But I may be wrong about that. After all, stories take shape in the mind and imagination and my first stories, therefore, may have been entirely composed of images. In fact they may well have been dreams or waking fantasies, just wishes and fears incoherently expressed. I have only one memory of a story like that. And it happened so long ago that the best I can truthfully say is that it may be only the memory of a memory
I had been installed by my parents in a baby chair. The old fashioned kind of contraption that worked like the stocks holding you prisoner by virtue of a collapsible table sticking into your midriff and your legs hanging out beneath it. It was night and the curtains had been left open. A huge orange ball appeared in the sky out of nowhere. I had no idea what it was but I felt overwhelmed by the malevolence of its presence and began to squirm and cry. I wanted to get away from it. My parents, having unsuccessfully tried to comfort me, eventually hit on a neat plan. They transported the chair into the kitchen, closed the door and left me to my own devices. I could still clearly see the orange ball through the window and in solitary confinement it appeared even more menacing than before. It was coming to get me and I had no way to escape!
Today with proper hindsight I am convinced my parents were not willfully cruel people. They just failed to understand how terrifying a full harvest moon could be to a baby the first time it sees one. Occasionally I wonder whether it was this traumatic event that turned me into a storyteller (in the wordsmith sense of that word). Probably not. Many other moments in life have demanded an explanation, and telling stories has always been my way of finding one. That is how storytelling originates surely? We arrive in the prelinguistic world, gaze around and are taken aback by what a strange and luminous and scary place it is. So a story is an attempt to answer the questions that arise. Where am I? What am I? Why am I? As we grow, we learn more language, more ways others have sought answers. They constitute the building blocks of human life. I think of them as the Big Bang Questions. The primal ones. They never cease to resonate outwards and whatever other questions arise in the expanding universe of human knowledge, I find myself continually drawn back to them.
If you think roughly in the same way as I do, the contents of this website might well be of interes
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You may choose a subject — perhaps a gift for a loved one, a story to mark a special occasion — or you can leave the topic to me and see what emerges. Each story is unique, tailored to you, and can be shared or kept as something personal.
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